Whenever my friends and I go out for lunch they always want to eat ice cream. Only problem is that I don't eat ice cream.
Me: Guys, can we go get like a smoothie instead
Michael: Ming, what is wrong with you?
Me: I just don't like ice cream
Michael: What else do not eat Ming?
Me: Hmmm ice cream, coffee, soda, most meats, and anything with gelatin in it
Michael: *stares dumbfounded at me* You are not an American